Friday, November 14, 2008

Wear this Fair and Lovely !!!

Well well well look whos here!!! Feels good to be back in the blogging scene after my brief sabbatical (which was also a forced one since the blogger gene in me wasnt getting expressed properly perhaps!!). Things have been heating up in my life and while loads of wierd things have been goin on its the new phenomenon in Pune that i observe that has got my sigma factors going!!(me being a pro prokaryote person... else i wud have said "my transcription factors" na!!!). May be the close proximity of the exams has also got to do something with these factors!!!

I always thought that the terrorist mask phenomenon in Pune was a bigtime dud but whats with the sun coat man!!! hello?? Its god damn winter and its cold and wheres the sun???
Now a days u go on the roads and every female 2 wheeler rider has a coat on her which is white in colour with blue or red polka dots (or flowers which look like polka dots), full-sleeved with 2 pockets looking very much like a lab coat. Only its not!! Its the SUNCOAT... i asked what purpose does it serve?? Apparently it saves the komal twachaa of the Pune babes from the hard sun and the pollution!!

I invite all Pune girls to mumbai where theres more pollution, harsher sun plus humidity and all girls are still fresh and free with long flowing hair and beautiful skin (or is that my imagination??)!!! When will the Puneris understand that terrorist mask and Suncoats kill the beauty of this city!!... Plus they can be security hazards and deterent for tourism!!! Ok atleast wear different Suncoats... whats with the standard blue polka dots man!!?? First the scarf and now this, even the trafic jams of Mumbai are better than Pune!!! Maybe the Puneris should be born with detachable skin then they can moisturise it and keep it in the cupboard the whole day and move around in their muscles... then we'll see who comes forward to marry them!! (Ewww sounds gross even to me!!). Basically i am at a stage where nuthing can surprise me now, if tomorrow all babes turn up in Swimming goggles so that their beautiful eyes stay safe, i will accept that u know and if those gogs are from Speedo...whoa they'll even be trendy!!

So much for the komal twacha man!! crave Mumbai!!

5 comments:

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Vidhi Patel said...

:D... looks like sups made a comment and then backed off... hopefully it wasnt in support of the Puneris .. :D

and sid.. looks like the sun-coats of the girls out there, are getting on ur nerves!! doesnt look like Phadke sir's prediction of u having a girl there is going to be true, unless u come across someone without the coat......
all da best for the search.. haha!

Nikhil said...

Well hello there...look who it is! welcome back brother!

as for your woes with the local womenfolk dressing weirdly, try complementing them when they are devoid of their polka dots. maybe they might shed all apprehensions and coats!

and since u say u see polka dots everywhere...just guess...get your head checked. i think someone must have conked u on the noggin...and instead of stars...u are the privileged one who sees polka dots instead- that too in technicolor! (BLUE)

Siddharth a.k.a. Plasmabhai said...

hehe... :-)

Knowledge Fire said...

The only thing that I would recommend is that the sleeves are removable, so if you plan on wearing it, you may want to get it sewed on to avoid them from moving out of place.
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