The Professor Index

I realized that very few people actually have the power to stop time in its very tracks..!! And all of them are College Professors.

But how do you quantitate the power of such people? So here is an index - The Professor Index, which is the ratio between Real Time : Apparent Time
Professor Index = Real Time/Apparent Time

Real Time is the duration for which the lecture was actually held.
Apparent Time is the time you thought the lecture went on for. Analogous to Feels Like Temperature.

The index is most accurately measured for a real time of 45 minutes because that is the average attention span of most individuals.

The higher the index the better is the professor.

Professor Index > 1 ---- Very Good -> Excellent -> AWESOME -> Start ur Own Religion
Professor Index = 1 ---- Good -> Fairly Decent
Professor Index < 1 ---- Bad -> Very Bad -> Pathetic -> Die -> Kill Me

This post was actually inspired by the man who is so powerfully strong in stopping time that his Index touches Avogadro's Number albeit in the negative power of ten.
Every morning from 9 onwards (till 10 real time) he stops time infinitely and I am left asking the question 'what am i being punished for??'.